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You know you go to CMU when . . .
You've lived or know someone who's lived in a big blue bathroom.
You laugh at people who check their email indoors.
You confuse all the sororities for a giant laundromat.
You know where the "Stairs of Increasing Gravity" are.
You've eaten human cake.
TBA means porn.
Avant gard means two guys in monkey suits playing techno music riding
bicycles.
The biggest evolution on campus was wireless Ethernet.
Your best friend bought a Mac and you haven't spoken to her since.
You've gone sledding on Highlander trays.
You can roller blade from one end of a hallway to the other without
moving a muscle.
"movie" and "man sex" are UNIX commands.
You've fallen asleep in the Airport Lounge.
You go to Health Services and the nurse is signed onto AOL Instant
Messenger while she examines your throat.
You've hacked the Purnell projector.
A pickup line you've heard is "check out the laptop on that
one".
You can prove by induction that elephants can fly.
You know that going to CMU means you know how to stalk people.
Your silverware consists of stolen goods from Highlander.
The largest drawing sporting event is hacking the announcement LCD
screen at Purnell.
You know a "small" fry is a week's worth of potatoes.
There's a mooning statue.
The crime and incident reports are the most exciting part of the student
newspaper.
You know someone's a freshman when they say "There's a mall on
campus??"
You own a red red hat.
The highlight of your day is seeing a girl.
You know yellow bricks are the best bricks.
It seems that everyone you know is a CS major.
The odds are good, but the goods are odd.
You wish they'd let you reprogram the Wean elevators.
You live in a city with five other universities, yet you never see
anyone from any of them.
Your professors tell you to go to Pitt to take your language classes.
You see people guarding the fence with their laptops in hand.
You can get to the seventh floor of Wean from the second floor of
Doherty without going down.
You've scaled the Cathedral of Learning.
You've walked by the church where the last scene of Dogma was
filmed.
The library is made of aluminum.
Historically, in any given CS class, the Dave to girl ratio is > 1.
Your favorite hangout spots are determined by the layout of the power
outlets.
You have a class where the opening scene of Wonderboys was
filmed.
Downtown is dead. But the outskirts are rockin'.
When you go to Lu Lu's, you know everyone there.
You know more about computers than the computing service personnel.
"Fake Plastic Trees" is not just a Radiohead song.
You've stopped at the non-stop stop sign.
You know someone with two majors and five minors.
Everyone plays guitar.
Nobody plays drums.
You don't know what building Warner Hall is.
You've taken the
class that gives CMU its zip.
You forget what sunlight is.
You don't have time to go to class.
You worry that your CS homework is going to blow up if you do something
wrong...BOOM!!!
There are more computers than students, staff, and faculty.
Your school colors are spelled P-L-A-I-D.
Your friends are from Long Island, New Jersey, or Pennsylvania.
Your favorite pastime is stalking away messages (and/or profiles).
You can watch people swim while you stuff your face.
You've spent all night in a Wean cluster.
Your Econ professor accidentally e-mailed everyone in the class with the
social security number and grade of everyone in the class...
Fact: Some of the elevators in the dorms are older than the school.
Your biggest plans for mid-semester break are reformatting your hard
drive and installing Windows 2000.
You live in a former mansion.
Your plan for Halloween is to dress up as the Linux kernel.
Your idea of school spirit is joining the other five people at the
football game.
You've seen or been involved in some combination of Robosoccer,
Robojoust, and Mobot.
Half your classmates are robots, and that's how it's supposed to be.
You'd have a car if there was a parking spot for it.
You have a pizza party to do matrix homework.
You haven't gone to the Holiday.
Your school offers a class on Information Warfare.
More people can recite Monty Python's Holy Grail than can recite the
National Anthem.
You refer to classes by number.
You know Maggie Mo refers to at least four different places on campus.
You know Schenley Park is a scary place at night for reasons we will not
specify.
There is a student publication named "README".
Guys wear skirts for school spirit.
You write a "You know you go to CMU when . . ." list.
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